ONE NIGHT WHEN MY MOM GOT HOME
I WAS INNOCENTLY PLAYING WITH THE TELEPHONE
WRAPPING IT UP IN SOME PAPER AND TAPE
A QUIET GAME, THE PHONE DIDN’T HAVE A SCRAPE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MISS?
DON’T MAKE A MESS I’VE HAD THE LONGEST, HARDEST DAY
PLEASE PICK UP ALL YOUR TOYS
STOP MAKING SO MUCH NOISE
MY MOM WAS OUT OF LINE AND I KNEW WHAT TO SAY

BAD MOOD MOM
SHE WAS SO GRUMPY
BAD MOOD MOM
ALL SHE DOES IS YELL AT ME
BAD MOOD MOM
SHE USED TO BE SWELL
BUT NOW SHE’S NOTHING BUT A BAD MOOD, A BAD MOOD MOM

ONE MORNING I GOT UP FIRST
WOKE MY SISTER THEN STARTED TO REHEARSE
GOT OUT SOME POTS AND PANS, THEN DID SOME SUPER DRUMMIN’
SISTER GOT OUT A FAN, AND DID SOME GEETAR STRUMMIN’

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MISS?
YOU WOKE ME UP I’VE HAD THE LONGEST, HARDEST NIGHT
JUST PUT AWAY THOSE THINGS
MY HEADACHE’S POUNDING RINGS
MY MOM WAS OFF THE CHARTS AND IT WAS NOT RIGHT

BAD MOOD MOM
SHE WAS SO GRUMPY
BAD MOOD MOM
ALL SHE DOES IS YELL AT ME
BAD MOOD MOM
SHE USED TO BE SWELL
BUT NOW SHE’S NOTHING BUT A BAD MOOD, A BAD MOOD MOM

MOST OF THE TIME WE HAVE LOADS OF FUN
MOST OF THE TIME SHE’S AS COOL AS THEY COME
EVERYONE THINKS MY MOM’S IS THE BEST
BUT THEY’VE NEVER, EVER SEEN HER TOTALLY STRESSED!

HEY – HOW ‘BOUT DAD? OOH BOY WATCH OUT!
ONE NIGHT IT WAS DADDY’S TURN
HIS TURN TO COOK, HIS TURN TO BURN
HE’S BURNING BURGERS, HE’S BURNING FRIES
THEN MY SISTER STARTS TELLING HER LIES!

“BROTHER CALLED ME STUPID, BROTHER CALLED ME DENSE”
“CUT IT OUT, SON”
“DAD, SHE’S NOT MAKING SENSE!”
“HE SAID MY FACE IS UGLY, HE SAID I BURP AND SNORE!”
OH NO, MY DAD JUST DROPPED THE BURGERS ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
I’VE GOT A…

BAD MOOD DAD
HE’S SO GRUMPY
BAD MOOD DAD
ALL HE DOES IS YELL AT ME
BAD MOOD DAD
HE USED TO BE SWELL
BUT NOW HE’S NOTHING BUT A BAD MOOD, A BAD MOOD DAD
BAD MOOD MOM
SHE’S TOTALLY GRUMPY TOO
BAD MOOD DAD
ALL HE DOES IS YELL AT ME
BAD MOOD FOLKS
THEY USED TO BE SWELL
BUT NOW THEY’RE NOTHING BUT CRANKY, SPANK ME,
THEY NEVER, EVER THANK ME, SAD, MAD, BAD MOOD MOM AND DAD!

THEY’RE ALWAYS ON MY CASE
AND I NEVER DO ANYTHING
I’M JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN
THEY’RE JUST SO MEAN
I DON’T’ BREAK ANYTHING!
I MEAN SOMETIMES
BUT IT’S NOT MY FAULT
IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THERE WAS
GRAPE JUICE IN THAT CUP?
I THOUGHT IT WAS EMPTY