(((ALARM RINGS)))
(YAWN) (MMMMM) (OK…)
I WAKE UP
IT’S FRUS-TER-ATING
I HAVE TO ASK
FOR EVERYTHING
I’M THREE YEARS OLD
I THINK I’M TALL
BUT I CAN REACH
NOTHING AT ALL
I ASK MY MOM
SHE’S ON THE PHONE
HER SHOULDER’S SAY
LEAVE ME ALONE
HOW CAN I GET
THAT GLASS OF MILK?
I CAN JUST REACH…
OH NO IT SPILT!

NOW MY MOTHER IS ANGRY
AND I’M STILL VERY THIRSTY
WHY DOES THS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO
ME?

BUT MY BLANKY
IS WARM
MY PORT IN THE STORM
IT’S SO COMFORTING STROKING MY CHEEK
I ALWAYS KNOW
WHAT I NEED WHEN I’M LOW
SOMETHING SOFT AND IT’S
OFTEN MY BLANKY
(ROAR)
(RAAAAGH)
IT’S TIME FOR BATH
BUT I’M NOT READY
I’VE MADE A ZOO
A SANCTUARY
LIONS AND TIGERS
AND LOTS OF CHEETAHS
HEY I KNOW WHAT WOULD BE
REALLY NEAT IS

TAKING THEM IN
INTO THE BATH
I’LL MAKE MY BROTHER
REALLY LAUGH I
DUMP THEM ALL IN
WITH LOTS OF SHAMPOO
POUR A WHOLE BOTTLE OF
BABY OIL TOO

SLIPPERY SLIDY GOES THE…
OW! I FELL ON MY NOSE-AH
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT’S SOME SLIPPERY OIL
WHERE’S MY…

PIGGY? IT’S HERE
PIGGY HELPS WITH EACH TEAR
HE’S YELLOW AND (MELLOW AND GOOD) QUIET AND KIND
MY PIGGY’S A WONDER
WITH HIM CAN I SLUMBER
COUNT SHEEP
BUT I’LL KEEP
MY PIGGY

(COME ON)
(I’M COMING!)
I GO TO THE PARK
WITH MY BIG BROTHER
WE HAVE SUCH FUN
WITH ONE ANOTHER
CLIMBING UP SLIDES
ON TIRE SWINGS
RUNNING, JUMPING, SKIPPING
LOTS OF THINGS!
HE’S OLDER THAT ME
BUT I’M SO STRONG
I CAN KEEP UP
BUT NOT FOR LONG
I’M TIRING OUT
FROM ALL THIS RUNNING
WHY CAN’T HE WAIT WHEN
HE SEES I’M COMING
I AM FALLING BEHIND I FEAR
OUCH I SLIPPED AND FELL ON MY EAR
OH I’M BLEEDING AND DRIPPING BLOOD
NO IT IS ONLY MUD
PLEASE MY

PACIE, MY PACIE
PLEASE PASS ME MY PACIE
IT MAKES ALL MY TROUBLES SO SMALL
I SUCK AND I POUT
‘THOUGH MY MOTHER MAY SHOUT
BUT I WON’T TAKE IT OUT!
ITS MY PACIE

MY BLANKY, MY PIGGY, MY PACIE
THEY ALL LIKE TO SLEEP ON MY BED
BUDDIES LIKE THESE GO A LONG WAY TO EASE
THE BUMPS AND THE LUMPS
AND THE STUMPS I STUB TOES ON
THE JOKES AND MY FOLKS
WHO DON’T REALIZE WHAT GOES ON
THE FRUSTERATING MOMENTS
IT JUST NEVER ENDS
BUT FOR
BLANKY, PIGGY, PACIE, MY FRIENDS

(GOOD NIGHT)