LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
‘BOUT TWO YOUNG GUYS
THEY WERE SUPER TOUGH
DESPITE THEIR SIZE
THEY WERE HANGING OUT
BY THE ‘FRIDGERATOR
WHEN THE MOM GOT ATTACKED
BY AN ALLIGATOR
HE SNAPPED HIS JAWS
(HIS BREATH WAS RANK)
THEY ALL STARTED SCREAMING
THERE MINDS WENT BLANK
BUT THE BOYS GRABBED JUICE,
SOME CRACKERS AND CHEESE
AND GOT THAT ‘GATOR TO SAY
“THANK YOU, PLEASE”

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER
TOGETHER THEY WERE STRONG
WHEN YOU’RE BRAVE AND CLEVER
YOU’RE ALWAYS NEEDED IF THINGS GO WRONG
WHEN THERE’S TROUBLE
(AND THERE’S ALWAYS TROUBLE)

ZORRO WAS RIDING
HIS HORSE TORNADO
WHEN HE SEES A TOUGH GUY
WITH A SWORD AND LAREDO
HE SMELLS TROUBLE
SO HE FOLLOWS BEHIND
SEES THE BAD GUYS FRIEND’S
ROBBING SOME GAL BLIND
AS ZORRO MOVES IN
TO MAKE THE ARREST
TORNADO TRIPS ON
A HORNET’S NEST
ALL SEEMS LOST
BUT THOSE BOYS APPEARED
THEY RESCUE THE GIRL WHILE
ZORRO CHEERED!

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER
TOGETHER THEY WERE TOUGH
WHEN YOU’RE BRAVE AND CLEVER
YOU’RE ALWAYS NEEDED IF THINGS GET ROUGH
WHEN THERE’S TROUBLE
(AND THERE’S ALWAYS TROUBLE)

THIS KNIGHT WAS PUTTING
HIS ARMOUR ON
WHEN HALFWAY THROUGH
HE KNEW HE NEEDED THE JOHN
AFTER HE LEFT
A DRAGON ARRIVES
HIS BREATH WAS FIRE
HIS TOENAIL’S KNIVES
OUR FRIEND WAS IN A PICKLE
HE WAS ONLY HALF-DRESSED
NO LANCE, NO SWORD
NO STEEL ON HIS CHEST
HE SAID, “I WISH THOSE KIDS
COULD HELP ME NOW”
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
THE PAIR APPEARED SOMEHOW
THEY SNUCK BY THE DRAGON
GRABBED A SWORD, A LANCE
DRAGGED THEM TO THE KNIGHT
WITH A TERRIFIED GLANCE
THAT’S ALL THE KNIGHT NEEDED
HE JUMPED IN WITH A SCREAM
AND SLICED THAT DRAGON
INTO SMITHEREENS

BEST FRIEND FOREVER
TOGETHER TOUGH AS NAILS
WHEN YOU’RE BRAVE AND CLEVER
YOU’RE ALWAYS NEEDED IF GOOD PLANS FAIL

(INSTRUMENTAL)

THAT’S WHY HE AND HIS PALS
s REMAIN SO THICK
IF YOU’RE IN A JAM
THEY’LL BE THERE QUICK
S MOM’S OR ZORRO’S OR
KNIGHTS IN ARMOURS
IF TROUBLE COMES
THEY CALL THOSE CHARMERS

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER
SIDE BY SIDE THEY RULE
THEY’RE SO BRAVE AND CLEVER
WHEN THINGS GET HAIRY THEY KEEP THEIR COOL
WHEN THERE’S TROUBLE
(AND THERE’S ALWAYS TROUBLE)

(YOU’LL BE CROSSING THE STREET ONE DAY AND YOU’LL SEE A THREE HEADED MONSTER HEADNG YOUR WAY, YOU SEE HIM STEAL A WATERMELON OFF A FRUIT STAND AND START TO RUN. YOU LOOK AROUND, NO ZORRO, NO KNIGHT – ITS JUST YOU AND YOUR BUDDY WHO WILL HAVE TO DO THE JOB RIGHT, YOU LOOK FOR A QUARTER, SO YOUR FRIEND CAN GO CALL HIS PARENTS, WHILE YOU FILL UP YOUR WATER PISTOL IN PREPARATION TO GO MELT THAT MONSTER WITH THE OL’ WATER MELTING TRICK, HE’S A REAL UGLY THING WHEN YOU CATCH UP TO HIM AND… DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE’S GOT TWO INCH TEETH COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH; AND SORT OF HORRIBLE STINKING BREATH AND BIG HORNS COMING OUT OF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD; AND SPIKES GOING ALL THE WAY DOWN HIS BACK AS WELL AS ONE HUGE SUPER-SHARP ONE-FOOT SPIKE AT THE END OF HIS TAIL WHICH HE IS CARRYING ANOTHER WATERMELLON ON – YOU DON’T GET SCARED – YOU GO SNEEEEEAKING UP BEHIND THAT GUY WITH YOUR WATER PISTOL READY NOW YOU DON’T REALLY FEEL LIKE SHOOTING UNTIL YOUR PAL IS BACK FROM CALLING HIS PARENTS BUT WHERE IS THAT GUY? WELL.. IN ANY CASE… YOU TAKE A LITTLE TEST SHOT -- WITH THE WATER RIGHT ONTO THE GUYS TAIL AND THE MONSTER JUST ROARS!!!)

IS THAT THE TIME? OH MY GOODNESS, WE’LL HAVE TO FINISH THE STORY ANOTHER DAY….