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My Daddy Is Scratchy - Lyrics
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The Daddy Book
By Jamie Broza
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MY FRIEND LUCINDA ONCE CAME TO SCHOOL
WITH PURPLE TOUNGUE AND LIP
I SAID “WHAT GIVES, MY DEAR FRIEND LU?
“YOUR COLOR’S VERY HIP!”
“THIS MORNING MY FATHER GAVE ME CANDY
GRAPE FOR ME AND LEMON FOR MANDY”
“YOU’RE DAD GAVE YOU THAT?”
I FRANKLY WAS SHOCKED
SWEETS IN MORNING?
MY WHOLE WORLD WAS ROCKED
HER DADDY SEEMED NICE
HE DIDN’T SEEM CRAZY
I THINK HE JUST MIGHT BE A LITTLE BE LAZY
ALL DADDY’S HAVE HOMEWORK
I KNOW THIS IS TRUE
BEFORE THEY HAVE KIDS, THEY HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO
HE DIDN’T DO HIS HOMEWORK, HE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK
I BET HE NEVER READ THE DADDY BOOK
MY BEST FRIEND’S NAME IS JANE McCAIN
HER FIRST AND LAST NAMES RYHME
WE GO TO THE PARK EACH AFTERNOON
WE RUN, PLAY BALL AND CLIMB
WE GET SO HOT JANE ASKS HER MOM
WHO PULLS OUT SNACKS AND DRINKS
I LOOK AT DAD HE SHAKES HIS HEAD
I’M JEALOUS THIS REALLY STINKS!
HE DIDN’T DO HIS HOMEWORK, HE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK
I BET HE NEVER READ THE DADDY BOOK
DADDIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE STRICT AND SERIOUS
FULL OF DISCIPLINE, ALWAYS RIGHT
THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET YOU
WATCH TWO MOVIES
SKIP YOUR HOMEWORK
STAY UP NIGHTS
AND ANOTHER THING, IF YOU ARE GRUMPY, AND BONK YOUR SISTER,
THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET TOO MAD!
DADDIES ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS
PUT ON TRAINING WHEELS, KILL GROSS BUGS!
THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET YOU
PICK ON SIBLINGS,
MAKE A HIDEOUT
UNDER RUGS
AND ANOTHER THING, IF THE CAMERA BREAKS, AND IT‘S YOUR FAULT,
THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET TOO MAD!
SO IF YOUR DAD DON’T KNOW THE SCORE
CAN’T COOK P B AND J
IF HE TRIES TO BOOK A PLAYDATE ON THE PHONE
AND HE DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
GO FIND FIVE DOLLARS WHEREVER YOU CAN
FIND A BOOKSTORE ON THE RUN
MAKE HIM READ THROUGH EVERY PAGE
HE’LL THANK YOU WHEN HE’S DONE
MAKE HIM DO HIS HOMEWORK
HE’S GOT TO TAKE A LOOK
MAKE HIM MEMORIZE THE DADDY BOOK
MAKE HIM DO HIS HOMEWORK
HE’S GOT TO TAKE A LOOK
MAKE HIM MEMORIZE THE DADDY BOOK
THE DADDY BOOK
THE DADDY BOOK
THE DADDY…
BOOK! |
©2004 Elliot Music Company Inc. ASCAP
PO Box 155, Purdys Station, NY 10578
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