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My Daddy Is Scratchy - Lyrics

Do I Have To

By Jamie Broza

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DAD:
HONEY -- LETS PUT THIS ART STUFF AWAY
AND GET READY FOR BED,O.K?

LOOK, I KNOW YOU’RE HAVING A REALLY
FUN TIME BUT WE HAVE TO STOP NOW.
I’M SORRY

KID:
DO I HAVE TO?
I’M NOT READY YET
ONE MORE MINUTE
COME ON JUST THIS ONCE CAN..

KID:
EVERYTIME I START A GAME YOU MAKE ME STOP
JUST WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF         
THE BEST PART OF ALL                            
I'M HAVING A BALL SO                             
COOL YOUR JETS DAD JUST RELAX AND
READ THE PAPER
I’LL BE DONE IN JUST A SEC

DAD:
NO!
NOW YOU’RE TIRED
NOW IT’S LATE
IT’S TIME FOR BED!

KID:
DO I HAVE TO?                                        
I’M NOT READY YET
ONE MORE MINUTE
MOMMY ALWAYS LET’S ME FINISH

DAD:
LISTEN YOU THERE’S MANY
THINGS WE HAVE TO DO
THAT MIGHT NOT FIT INTO YOUR PLANS 
LIKE CLEANING THIS ROOM
MONSIUER A DUSTPAN AND BROOM --- I
KNOW IT’S NOT AS FUN AS
CUTTING, GLUEING,
COVERING COLLAGE WITH PAINT! BUT
NOW I’M TIRED
NOW IT’S LATE 
IT’S TIME FOR BED!


ALL RIGHT – FIVE MINUTES
BUT I’M COUNTING
LET’S GET GOING

I’M NOT KIDDING

LISTEN TO ME

I’M GETTING ANGRY


DAD
: LOOK
IN THIS HOUSE THERE ARE SOME
RULES THAT WE MUST FOLLOW
TIMES FOR THIS AND TIMES FOR THAT
LIKE READING AND MATH
LIKE HAVING YOUR BATH SO
SET THE TABLE
DO YOUR HOMEWORK
WRITE THOSE THANK YOU NOTES           
AND DON’T FORGET TO BRUSH
THAT’S ALL I’M ASKING

WHY MUST I ALWAYS SAY
EVERYTHING
TWO OR THREE TIMES
WHY DON’T YOU ANSWER? 
RESPOND RIGHT AWAY?

DAD:
SORRY, I’M FREAKIN

BUT LOOK
EVERY MORNING
IT’S ALWAYS THE SAME

THAT’S CAUSE WE’RE LATE FOR SCHOOL

WELL CLEAN UP AND GET TO BED!!!


WELL I BEFORE I HAD A KID
I WASN’T LIKE THIS

 

YOU KNOW YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING.

KID:
DO I REALLY HAVE TO?
I DON’T WANT TO STOP

ONE MORE MINUTE
I’LL SKIP SCHOOL TOMORROW
WHY DO I HAVE TO?
WHAT’S REQUIRED?

I AM HEALTHY

O.K. SO GIVE ME TWO MORE MINUTES
DON’T YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE ART?

I AM FINISHED
I FINISHED WHILE WE TALKED


NO I’M TIRED
DO I HAVE TO?



DAD!  


KID:

DAD I’M REALLY INTO THIS – JUST WAIT]

 

DAD:
YES YOU HAVE TO
BUT YOU FORGET THE TIME
NO MORE MINUTE
SORRY NO CAN DO PAL



DAD:

I KNOW YOU’RE IN THE MIDDLE BUT
IT'S ALWAYS THE BEST PART
I KNOW YOUR HAVING A GREAT TIME

 

 

 

 



DAD:
YES YOU HAVE TO
BUT YOU FORGET THE TIME
NO MORE MINUTES
I DON’T CARE

KID:

WHAT PLANS
I DO CLEAN
I HATE THOSE THINGS
LOOK DAD I’M
CUTTING, GLUEING, PASTING,


I’M TIRED
IT’S LATE
TIME FOR BED!

OK ALL RIGHT– JUST FIVE MINUTES MORE?

MMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

KID:


I KNOW THIS!

I DO ALL THAT!
I'M CLEAN AREN'T I?




WHAT! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING

IT’S ALWAYS YOUR WAY
NOTHING’S DONE MY WAY

WE’RE ON YOUR HIGHWAY
IT’S NEVER MY CHOICE

KID:
HEY, THIS IS PRIVATE
NO PEAKING


YEAH - YOU’RE SCREAMING MY NAME

WELL MY LEGS FEEL LIKE LEAD

YOU ARE REALLY WEIRD
YOU KNOW THAT?


OH, ALL RIGHT, I JUST
HAVE ONE QUESTION…



DAD:

YES YOU REALLY HAVE TO
I FOUND THIS TOP FOR
THAT CAN OVER THERE…
NO MORE MINUTES
NO – YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL
IT’S REQUIRED
SCHOOL AND SLEEP TO KEEP YOUR
BODY HEALTHY
YES WE’RE THANKFUL THAT YOU ARE

PARTY’S OVER
I LOVE IT BUT IT’S TIME TO FINISH

O COOL!
LET’S SEE IT

QUICKLY SHOW ME


ARRRGH!!!
OK – I’LL JUST SNEAK IN WHEN YOU’RE ASLEEP AND TAKE A PEAK!

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