I TRY TO HAVE THINGS DONE EACH DAY
IN MY OWN PECULIAR WAY
FOR INSTANCE DO NOT MIX MY BEANS AND RICE
BUT THERE’S THIS LADY, DON’T KNOW WHY
WHO SEEMS TO GETS HER WAY -- MORE OFT’ THAN I
MOMMY IS A DYNAMO
WHEN SHE SAYS YES
I CAN'T SAY NO
IF SHE SAYS MOVE
I BETTER GO!
MOMMY IS A DYNAMO
MOMMY IS A FORCE MAJEUR
DO WHAT SHE SAYS
OR I AM SURE
BEFORE TOO LONG
YOU’LL SEE THE DOOR!
MOMMY IS A FORCE MAJEUR
SHE’S CLEVER
SHE’S CLEAN
FOREVER
MY QUEEN
I KNOW ALL IS WELL
WHEN SHE’S NEAR
SHE’S ALWAYS ON MY SIDE
SHE’S LOYAL THE WORLD WIDE
SHE LOVES ME WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN
OH WHY CAN’T I HAVE MORE THAN ONE?
MOMMY IS SO CAPABLE
I’M OPEN-MINDED
SHAPEABLE
HER WILL IS
INESCAPABLE
MOMMY PUTS ON QUITE A SHOW
WHEN SHE’S NEARBY I START TO GLOW
SHE GETS THINGS DONE, SHE MAKES THEM FLOW
MOMMY IS A DYN-A-MO!
VERSE 2
LET’S JUST SAY I DIDN’T WANT
TO VISIT HATTIE MY GREAT AUNT
I REALLY DID PREFER TO WATCH TV
DESPITE MY BITTER TEARS AND CRIES
WE VISIT HATTIE AND I REALIZE
MOMMY IS A DYNAMO
SHE SAYS CLEAN UP?
YOU’VE GOT TO KNOW
IF YOU DELAY
A FIT SHE’LL THROW!
MOMMY IS A DYNAMO
MOMMY LIKES TO HAVE YOU NEAR
STAY CLOSE TO HER SO SHE CAN HEAR
YOUR LAUGH, YOUR CRIES, YOUR SCREAMS, YOUR CHEER!
MOMMY LIKES TO HAVE YOU NEAR
SHE’S ALWAYS
BEEN THERE
A PROBLEM?
SHE CARES!
A BOO BOO, SHE’LL FIX
WITH A KISS
SHE MAKES SURE I AM SAFE
MY BOOTS DON’T SCRATCH OR CHAFE
BUT PLEASE TAKE CARE
DON’T TRASH HER PURSE
OR DUMP IT OUT
SHE’LL SCREAM
SHE’LL CURSE!
MOMMY SHE LIKES LOTS OF SLEEP
ON WEEKEND MORNINGS
TRY TO KEEP
YOUR MOUTH CLOSED UP
DON’T MAKE A PEEP!
CODA
MOMMY ALWAYS LIKE’S TO KNOW
JUST WHAT I THINK
JUST HOW I GROW
MY GOOD, MY BAD,
MY JOY, MY WOE
MOMMY IS A DYNAMO!