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My Daddy Is Scratchy - Lyrics
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You've Got The Nose
By Jamie Broza
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YOU’VE JUST EMERGED FROM MOTHER
THE LABOR’S BEEN QUITE LONG
YA GOT PURPLE SKIN, WET THIN HAIR
YOU’RE SCREAMING LOUD AND STRONG
YOU’RE WRINKLING YOUR FOREHEAD
WHILE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS GO WILD
POINTY HEAD, FUNNY KNEES
THIS CAN’T BE MY CHILD!
YOU’VE GOT THE NOSE I WANT TO KNOWS BETTER
YOU’VE GOT THE EYES I WANT TO EYE MORE OF
YOU GOT A CHUTZPA THAT JUST PUTS A DADDY TO SHAME
ALL YOU NEED IS A NAME I THINK I’M FALLING IN LOVE
TWO DAYS PASS, WE’RE ALL HOME
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE OURS
ALL THE TIME YOU SCREAM AND WAIL
YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR FROM MARS
YOUR MOM STRUGGLES TO FEED YOU
WE’VE YET TO SLEEP A WINK
YOUR MOM, SHE SAYS, “PLEASE CHANGE HER DIAP!”
PEE- EW WHAT IS THAT STINK? BUT…
YOU’VE GOT THE NOSE I WANT TO KNOWS BETTER
YOU’VE GOT THE EYES I WANT TO EYE MORE OF
YOU’VE GOT A SOMETHING, YOU’RE A DUMPLING, YOU’RE A TREAT
WOULD YOU LIKE MORE TO EAT? [COME ON MOM!]
I THINK I’M FALLING IN LOVE
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CRYING WHEN I’M ON THE PHONE
MY BACK IS BAD FROM BENDING DOWN AND STOOPING
AFTER BATH A BRAND NEW DIAP.
OH NO, IS THAT YOU POOPING?
EIGHT MONTHS NOW HAVE FLOWN BY
YOU ROLL FROM BACK TO FRONT
NOW YOU GIGGLE, YOU BABYTALK
YOU’RE CUTE, NOT SUCH A RUNT
NOW YOU’LL EAT A BISCUIT
SOMETIMES YOU THROW UP!
YOU LIKE TO WAKE UP IN THE NIGHT
AND SCREAM – “COME PICK ME UP”
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KISSING PUPPIES ON THE MOUTH
EATING DUSTBALLS OFF THE FLOOR
GACKING MILK ON ALL MY CLOTHES
WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE?
CRAWLING HALFWAY CROSS THE ROOM
TO SUCK ON MY OLD DIRTY SNEAKER
THEN I TRY TO PULL IT OUT EITHER
YOU’RE GETTING STRONG, OR I’M GETTING WEAKER
YOU’VE GOT THE NOSE I WANT TO KNOWS BETTER
YOU’VE GOT THE EYES I WANT TO EYE MORE OF
YOU’VE GOT AN IVORY THAT WOULD MAKE A STEINWAY FLINCH
FATHERHOOD IS A CINCH
I THINK I’M FALLLING IN…
YOU’VE GOT THE NOSE I WANT TO KNOWS BETTER
YOU’VE GOT THE EYES I WANT TO EYE MORE OF
YOU’VE GOT THE LAUGHTER I’VE BEEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
IT TICKLES MY EARS
I THINK I’M FALLING IN LOVE |
©2004 Elliot Music Company Inc. ASCAP
PO Box 155, Purdys Station, NY 10578
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